Oh, Please!

That's such a clever fucking title. The point is, though, that the use of the word "please" has indeed become a strange thing. I think it has somehow drifted from the original intent of the word. If you are acting like a fucking cunt, just because you throw in a please for good measure doesn't make you less of one. Case in point: My sister gets home and immediately wants me out of her room. Without even a hello:

"Could you get the hell out now please?"

To which I figure I should have answered:

"Please! Stop acting like a fucking cunt!" or
"Will you please allow me to swallow your soul, bitch?"

This is really retarded and it has to stop. If you're acting like a fucking cunt, don't try and be nice about it.


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