Little problems

After the post on interruptions I'd like to add a few things that bother me as well that seem to fit in the category.

- Have you ever stretched in the morning so hard that you get this pressure of blood flow to your head? What's going on here? I hate that. Nothing makes me want to pass out once more then stretching and getting that. I just woke up, I don't need pressure in my skull.

- Ever had that itch at the top of one of your fingers...and couldn't find the right spot to scratch? What's up with that?

- Ever been stuck with a cold...and you end up running out of breath when you eat? You look like a fucking out of shape asshole when it happens. Fucking embarassing to be fighting for air with stuffed turkey down your throat.


At 17/11/05 8:56 PM, Blogger Portelance said...

Priceless! Hahahahaha...

The last one is just great. Actually, something strange also happens to me with spaghetti. I really like to spice it up, the problem is I end up actually sweating when I eat spaghetti. This is the only food it happens with.

Finger: Yeah, I'm not sure...it's like "inside". Usually I just pound the fuck out of it with a hammer and it goes away...

Head: Is that kind of like when you get up real quick and your vision goes all blurry for a sec. and you feel lightheaded?

At 17/11/05 9:42 PM, Blogger Chartier said...

Yeah like that one.


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