Don't Honk At Me

I can't even count the number of times I've encountered this situation: I'm walking on the side of the road somewhere, and someone who knows me is driving by. They decide to honk and wave their hand out the window.

Don't ever do this. You only look like a fucking moron because, no, I don't recognize your car and, no, I don't recognize your waving arm sticking out of the window. I can't hear what the fuck you're yelling at me. I wasn't able to see your face. Just don't do it. Take it from me... when I see you walking on the side of the road, I won't slow down traffic just to honk and wave at you, because you won't know who the hell is honking anyway.


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