12.16.2005

Sighing...

I may have posted on this a while back, but I don't remember. Either way, you're going to hear it again because it's one of my biggest pet peeves. People who incessantly sigh should be fucking shot. I was writing a final yesterday in a big room and starting about half-way through, this greasy curlie-sue fat fucker kept sighing every 5 minutes. Not just a slight sigh of relief here, I'm talking about this all out loud, exaggerated sigh like a fucking little girl. You know, if life discourages you so much, why don't you just get it over with and slit your wrists right now. Your contempt for those around you is grounds to be impaled, anyway...

2 Comments:

At 16/12/05 6:35 PM, Blogger Chartier said...

Yeah this is also associated in my head with people who look off for a while. When you try to prompt their attention, they do it on purpose not to look your way. So you ask them what's wrong, and for some reason they insist on not telling you, making you beg to know what's wrong.

How fucking ridiculous.

 
At 18/12/05 2:46 PM, Blogger Portelance said...

My mom does something very similar quite often. She'll be "doing something" not far away from me. I'll ask her a question and she'll just completely ignore the fact that I said a word. Most of the time, though, she comes back with a really delayed and irrelevant response about 2-3 minutes later. Generally it starts off with "oh, what? sorry...I wasn't listening". Right, because you were so fucking busy contemplating your spaghetti sauce that you went deaf for a minute there...

 

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